Cut the Crap

Coming from nowhere you appear one day on YOUTUBE and we hear you saying “it’s just this, we’re all one!”… lol

I wanna say: “cut the CRAP MAN, you’ve got to be clearer !
You’re speaking on YOUTUBE here! This is not the Speaker’s Corner at the Marble Arch corner of London’s Hyde Park.

You’re wearing trippy clothing, sleazy artefacts and wherever you’re giving a speech
everyone sits at your feet or if it’s not the case there is always one pot of flower or something else
that might maintain a “satsang” mood.

I wanna say:  “cut the CRAP MAN, don’t put on “spiritual” airs.
Can’t you just wear a shirt like Scott Kiloby or Tony Parsons?
Whether they are the real deal or not, don’t have a single clue! But at least,
these men are trying to stay mainstream.

You recite the “upanishad” and we can hear in your voice inflection
that you rejoice in repeating that’s “sacred scripture”!

I wanna say:  “cut the CRAP MAN, Your scriptures might be sacred and make sense for Indian people,
but in western context it becomes “spiritual snobbery”!
if you’re the real deal start using stories we can all get the hang of!

You’re quoting Jesus words all the time and this gives you backup and credibility!
Even by considering the historical context, are Jesus words really effective? Damn! His words are metaphorical,
that’s harsher to decode than a Mastermind game.
His divine teaching has been around for thousands of years and seekers are still searching!

I wanna say:  “cut the CRAP MAN, don’t put on “spiritual” airs
and find a 21st century way to express yourself if you’re the real deal and aren’t actually playing bogus guru !

You say: “look at the flower in complete stillness without attaching any labels”
and you say that with a soft and almost hypnotic voice.

I wanna say:  “cut the CRAP MAN, don’t put on “spiritual” airs
and find a layman way to express yourself if you’re the real deal and aren’t actually playing bogus guru !

Like an Armageddon prophet you say that if the human condition doesn’t change, you’re skeptical about us
subsisting more than 100 years.

I wanna say:  “cut the ENDLESS CRAP DUDE! I really need to end this poem!

Like business wizards are you trying to raise the sense of “urgency” within us,
hoping we’ll rush to get your next book for the sake of the planet?
Yes you’ve got a point on this because the threat of nuclear war or climate change are subjects in which we
need a wake up call but REALLY PAL, by telling people “we’re all one” “there is no person here” or even more
irritating “it’s this! it’s just happening” blah blah blah….

Really, with all these egos running around you’ve got a HELL OF A JOB so you’d better start thinking over
your teaching if you truly wanna have a chance!

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One Response

  1. Dammit, I loved that Mastermind game!

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