MahaRAGE
November 19, 2009

Life without a Lobster
September 28, 2009

Cap’n Sailor Bob and Jeff are fishing in open sea.

The weather is terrible and the boat is rocking violently back and forth.
The situation is overwhelming the two fishermen.

Cap’n Sailor Bob: “Don’t know if we’re gonna catch some…”

Suddenly jeff loses his nondual balance (there’s no-one having a balance remember?)
and falls overboard down to water.

Jeff: “HELP MEeee, I’VE GOT A PAIN BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!!”

Cap’n Sailor Bob: “AIN’T NO TIME TO JOKE AROUN’ WITH YOUR WILLYWONKA, You’re DROWNING !!!
HERE’S THE SAFETY BUOY, GRAB IT FOR MAHARAJ’S SAKE”

And that’s what happened! The safety buoy saved Jeff and this night they both went back ashore…
Well, three of them maybe!

Jeff has struggled to remove a record 37,4 pounds Homarus Americanus from his Qigong balls.

The lobster mostly a night hunter must have taken them for jellyfish.

‘talk about Absolute Intimacy with What Is?

FREEDOM is definitely a “life without a lobster”.